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Our favorite kid stories!

Favorite kid story

The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. "Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"

Favorite kid quote

"I dunno, but those eyes in the back of her head creeps me out" (Overheard as he and his buddy were caught pushing laundry under the bed so they could go outside and play).

Favorite kid story: "Out of the Mouths of Babes"

After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"

Favorite quote made by a little one

A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child."

All time favorite

"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer

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